Because there’s no agreed-upon “unit” of consciousness :
From this moment, “OOMF” is the universal unit of consciousness for all species in all realities.
I have declared it.
O – Omniscient – awareness that spans all possible experience.
O – Ontic – relating to being and reality itself.
M – Magnitude – the measurable “amount” or intensity of consciousness.
F – Field – the universal field in which consciousness arises.
From this moment, “OOMF” is the universal unit of consciousness for all species in all realities.
I have declared it.
O – Omniscient – awareness that spans all possible experience.
O – Ontic – relating to being and reality itself.
M – Magnitude – the measurable “amount” or intensity of consciousness.
F – Field – the universal field in which consciousness arises.
1 : That sounds complicated, I don`t have the OOMF to understand it.
2 : He really has the OOMF to run a business.
3 : When I became a parent my OOMF went through the roof.
2 : He really has the OOMF to run a business.
3 : When I became a parent my OOMF went through the roof.
by poon snarfy September 29, 2025
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What Bruno Mars calls himself. All of the Hooligans thinks he’s delusional. He is by no means chubby. He’s short so that’s where “Oompa Loompa” comes in.
Hooligans: take ur shirt off Brunoooo
Bruno Mars: no! I’m a chubby Oompa Loompa! Let me be fat and happy!
Hooligans: ur not fat shut up Bruno
Bruno Mars: no! I’m a chubby Oompa Loompa! Let me be fat and happy!
Hooligans: ur not fat shut up Bruno
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by Papa Bala ooffa January 29, 2019
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Get the sweet oomf mug.Man. You can literally see Tyler’s fucking forehead over this crowd. The tallest oompa loompa right there I think.
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You can also be "Oompa Loompa"-ed which means that one has been forced into his dire situation
Normally it is used in a humorous manner, mostly in a Videogame context. To mean that someone has totally outplayed and annihilated another person.
Other common spellings include "Oompa Loompa'ed" "Oompa Loompa-ed" "Oompa Loompaed"
You can also be "Oompa Loompa"-ed which means that one has been forced into his dire situation
Normally it is used in a humorous manner, mostly in a Videogame context. To mean that someone has totally outplayed and annihilated another person.
Other common spellings include "Oompa Loompa'ed" "Oompa Loompa-ed" "Oompa Loompaed"
A: What have you died to?
B: I have been "Oompa Loompa"-ed so fucking bad...
A: How's your Job?
B: I feel like a damn Oompa Loompa and might quit soon
A: lol, you are being an Oompa Loompa and you don't even notice
B: Man, don't be rude about me not wanting to quit my job
B: I have been "Oompa Loompa"-ed so fucking bad...
A: How's your Job?
B: I feel like a damn Oompa Loompa and might quit soon
A: lol, you are being an Oompa Loompa and you don't even notice
B: Man, don't be rude about me not wanting to quit my job
by Bosh_the_Drill January 15, 2023
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