Lazy Susan

Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.

Because I support our troops, for the 4th of July, I picked up a vet and we did the Lazy Susan.

by Lazy Susan 4 July 11, 2010

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Lazy Monkey

Being lazy for no reason, and on top of that not funcioning properly.

If you have a lazy monkey in your pants, you tend to pee/poo in your pants from time to time.

Woah! Man, you're a lazy monkey and you got a lazy monkey in your pants.

by TxTxTx August 15, 2004

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Lazy Rape

To rape the first person you see to avoid the hassle of raping an attractive person

Karl: what did you do last night Andy?
Andy: Well i was going to go our raping but the Avon lady came round so i thought "Fuck it" and Lazy Raped her.
KArl:What was she like?
Andy: Old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes

by Dr.Zoidberg January 17, 2007

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Lazy Susan

A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.

When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.

I convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a Lazy Susan instead.

by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009

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Lazy river

Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.

My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.

by vangloriousskookum May 18, 2019

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