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Pulling a Nelson

1.Telling your parents you are spending the night at a friends, while that friend tells their parents they are spending the night at yours. Hitting up every party and club in town.

2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.
Question: Hey dude want to pull a nelson?

Response: Sure! Already on it!

Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?

Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.
by Gannzo December 30, 2013
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Pulled a Nelson

To fail to get a hard-on (especially due to alcohol consumption).
"Lawrence has gone and pulled a Nelson again, that man is incorrigible!"
by Samuraicop February 25, 2021
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Dr. Brendan Nelson

An escaped muppet from Sesame Street who somehow became leader of the Australian Parliamentary Opposition.

His head flaps and his eyes are ping pong balls with black dots drawn on with permanent marker.

A failed leader, a failed role model and a failed muppet.

Anyone who tries to succeed and fails is considered a Dr Brendan Nelson.
Son if you don't stop failing we're gonna change your name to Dr. Brendan Nelson.
by Deejay the great! January 13, 2009
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Barbecue Nelson

When you are walking and trip and your penis, hits the grill. Usually this causes extreme pain and a possible loss of penis.
Dude did you see Zack? he just got a barbecue nelson!!!
by M.C.Pimphammer May 20, 2005
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Nelson Mandela

An ironic or sarcastic nickname for people who bear no resemblance in any shape or form to one of the most inspirational people of the 21st Cenutry.

It is most often used by History students who take their work home with them too often and are confused by the past and the present, as well as attending politcally aware music festivals.
That white racist is quite the Nelson Mandela
by Baiji May 28, 2007
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nelson middle school

nelson middle school is the most irrelevant school out there besides lawler. they suck ate sports and their colors are swamp green. the only coo ppl are griffin, alisha, paytyn, sami, harper, ava, rida, manu, tristan, vikram, + a few more, and mrs emerson!!
by buttfartsinmymouth April 1, 2020
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Full Nelson

The act of someone hijacking your conversation and taking to places of absolute boredom.
Poor Ken, he was describing his new guitar and suddenly Rob showed up and got him in a Full Nelson. The conversation ended with absolute confusion and bewilderment with the last comments being made about a chicken coop.
by Hankdagmar September 21, 2018
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