by lola ugfuglio scumpy February 18, 2021
he jai freeman'd his nuts
by dean is awesome September 25, 2013
Yup, they call me Jay Suckyoulow because I’ve been getting a continuous blowjob in the form of a steady stream of big money throughout this corrupt presidency!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020
Michael-Jay is an amazing subject , It loves and cares for everything even though humans take advantage.
It has a heart of gold.
It will kill for you.
It will never betray your trust.
It tends to forget things It told you.
If a person hurts someone it cares about stand clear because it will retaliate!
It only cares for you when in bed.
It will love you fairly.
Don't take it for granted!
It has a heart of gold.
It will kill for you.
It will never betray your trust.
It tends to forget things It told you.
If a person hurts someone it cares about stand clear because it will retaliate!
It only cares for you when in bed.
It will love you fairly.
Don't take it for granted!
I love Michael-Jay
by Barbie_Babe January 05, 2012
by JRussel August 23, 2010
When your a massive fighting mush from Belmont, with a huge appetite and has spent more hours in the gym/boxing gym than hes spent considering his finances after purchasing a Moncler jacket or Louis Vuitton bag that sets you back a tastey £500+.
Jay Brough: "proper smash a nando's me like" exclaimed Jay, wearing his £3000 outfit at the age of 16.
Person 2: "But you just spent £600 on a Moncler jacket didn't you?"
Jay Brough: "no its a gillet and it was only £575, its good quality for the price"
Person 2: "so you spent all that on a latex looking jacket that doesn't have sleeves, just for the badge?"
Jay Brough: *ignores comment, looks at you like you have no arms or legs and are wearing a shitty nappy on your head, and returns to his intellectual happenings.*
Person 2: "But you just spent £600 on a Moncler jacket didn't you?"
Jay Brough: "no its a gillet and it was only £575, its good quality for the price"
Person 2: "so you spent all that on a latex looking jacket that doesn't have sleeves, just for the badge?"
Jay Brough: *ignores comment, looks at you like you have no arms or legs and are wearing a shitty nappy on your head, and returns to his intellectual happenings.*
by peter cowie January 25, 2019