Constipated Mouse 

The 'Constipated Mouse' is a sound effect achieved by yelling a long 'aahh!', in a more high-pitched voice from the top of your throat; a baby-voice or childish voice while making the Constipated Mouse noise is also required. It is also possible to speak in this mouse voice. When you are making this effect, just imagine a simple mouse trying to force a bowel movement out on his tiny, porcelain toilet.

This sound is very useful in intense situations, such as a murderer entering your house.

*Murderer breaks lock open on front door*.
Resident: "Aahh!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Murderer: "What the hell is that?"
Resident: "It's our constipated mouse, you better get the f*ck outta here before he takes a poop all over your God damn face... uh-oh, here he comes!"
"Aahh!"

Chris: "Aah!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Nick: "Haha! That sounds like a constipated mouse!"
Chris: "God damn it," *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.

Constipated Mouse by The Oddly Moustached Cat August 2, 2010

double clicking the mouse 

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

double clicking the mouse by weave March 22, 2003

mickey mouse job 

a job or task done in a piss poor manner, usually done in terrible timing and completed in a simpleton like fashion.

Mom: I hired this masonry company to lay a brick wall, the wall collapsed on day 2 after completion. What a fucking mickey mouse job!

mickey mouse job by bchc2003 October 15, 2017

Mickey Mouse Followers 

A term used for Celebrities who are the biggest frauds and have fake followers that shouldn’t count because those followers aren’t real.

I’m literally shaking. I was walking on the streets when suddenly Fraudison gae came and shot my dog When I asked why she said it’s because she only has Mickey Mouse followers and want real followers. Shame on you Fraudison

Mickey Mouse Followers by edskufhskg February 3, 2021

Mickey Mouse Reseller 

little kid that makes $5 profit on a pair of shoes and likes to eat hot Cheetos in the morning. Also likes to lick the bottom of his foot

Hey man this kid is a Mickey Mouse Reseller

Mickey Mouse Reseller by ERESAW March 15, 2021

catshit and mouse turd 

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

catshit and mouse turd by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

sewer mouse 

A plumber's term for a flushed tampon, after having clogged a drainpipe for some time, the tampon collects clods of hair and other refuse, causing it to resemble a dirty furry thing with a tail.

I wish these bitches would stop flushing their goddamn tampons.. if I have to plunge for one more sewer mouse...

sewer mouse by DP666 June 11, 2006