House Mouse

A salesperson who get's a lot of house deals from the sales manager. Also known as cheese deals.

The new sales guy has a lot of cars out. It's because he is a house mouse.

by Uncle Redneck June 9, 2018

fanny mouse

a tampon.

"oh dear, i have my period, i should really stick a fanny mouse up there"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

mouse-finger

In computer video game terminology the mouse-finger is the dominant, or preferred, finger the video game player uses to wield their most valuable implement of destruction, i.e. the computer mouse. Without one's mouse-finger one is completely helpless.

Joe: *Crack* Damn!
Mike: Hey Joe, why the expletive?
Joe: I just broke my mouse-finger. I won't be able to finish the Unreal Tournament.
Joe: Your passing will be remembered in our myths and legends for years to come. Rest in peace.

by Adam Wayne May 16, 2005

Mouse Kisses

A homophonic version of "masochism".

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.

by deadmemory July 10, 2019

Mouse Boarding

The act of using a keyboard and mouse during overwatch game play on the xbox.

This fuck face is mouse boarding instead of using his controller! Get good dumb ass!

by Lady Azarax June 28, 2018

Cookie Mouse

Someone who asks for more than what was already given to them

In the movie School of Rock, Jack Black’s character, Dewey Finn, was a cookie mouse because he mooched off his roommate, Ned for free rent

by MinDATucker March 22, 2022

Trash Mouse

Someone who is depressingly horny for a 2D character

“Sees a picture of a hot 2D character”
Trash Mouse : “GRRRRRRR WOOOF WOOOF BARK MEOW MEOW PURR RAAAWWRR UWU BARK BARRK”

by Skmpy March 31, 2022