Geeter meter

Is the speed; longevity; and intensity of a meth high.

Damn dog! That Brandy chic needs to check her Geeter meter. She is pegged out!

by Miss Understood81 October 29, 2021

Donovan Melero

Sinjin’s son.

Have you met the singer of Hail The Sun?

Do you mean the son of Sinjin? Donovan Melero.

by shendo123 November 23, 2021

Gloster Meteor

Gloster's second attempt at making a fighter jet after the Gloster E.28/39 , The Gloster Meteor was the first operational fighter jet by the allies, It's first flight was in March 1943 and the last flight by the british in 1954 with 15 operators.

Look, Theres a Gloster Meteor doing a barrel roll!

by AviationNerd January 31, 2022

Fruit-meter

The way to test it a homie is gay

If you don’t stop I’m gonna use the fruit-meter on you

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

Shit-o-Meter

A term used to express shock or disbelief in a situation, person, or place. Usually refers to a scale of incredulity.

"I don't know what the hell is going on, but this definitely rates a ten on my What The Shit-o-Meter."

by Noctivagus February 25, 2005

The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.

guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...

by calasin June 4, 2017

fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.

and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020