Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.

Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.

by Salish Matter March 23, 2024

Matter

Anything that has weight and takes up space.

Person 1: ay bro did u know we matter

Person 2: man stfu no one cares about your nerdy shit

Person 1: .....

by urbandici March 10, 2023

Red Lives Matter

RLM is the newest one. This one right here, it is saying that Indians, (Native Americans Matter) They have been fighting terrorism since 1492.

It's true that Red Lives Matter.

by Rhljr December 19, 2021

Garcia Matters

But I don't!? How about come visit the creator of AI and give me my credit and money? How about come and explain to me why these news pundits you're talking to are watching me take a shit in my own home?

Hym "Garcia matters but don't let that motherfucker set foot in America until I get my credit and my money! You fuck-ass politician need to stop letting these retards steal shit. One of them is a sister molester. The other 2 stole everything they have. The sister molester also stole everything he has. Seriously, I will stab so many fucking kids if that motherfucker gets out before I get paid."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

degenerate matter

A situation involving more than one degenerate that usually involves some intricate plan or scheme that is destined to fail or end up with one or all of said degenerates in jail.

Zeke: What's going on at the Circle K?
Elmer: It's a fuckin' degenerate matter...

by Mrfuckinawesome June 24, 2025

Color Doesn’t Matter

1. Abbreviated as CDM, is used as a counter argument for when someone uses color and/or race to describe or discriminate against another

2. A paraphrased expression of Rev. Matin Luther King Jr’s speech: "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

“But he’s white!”
“Color Doesn’t Matter”

by GameAct3 August 5, 2021

No Lives Matter

Your life may, or may not matter to you. It may, or may not matter to people close to you. But beyond that, we are all just ants on a discarded Ho-Ho. To me, it has nothing to do with race.

No lives matter.

by knightofthedolefulcountenance November 5, 2022