Mike Patton

A musical genius who can master his voice to any style from hip-hop to metal. Also a member of many influental bands, including Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, and Fantomas.

Mike Patton is a great vocalist.

Mike Patton by weener March 27, 2003

Mike R 

The definition of hypebeast. Total beast tennis player (of course).

Who's Mike R? "buy hypebeast stuff then resell it to dave"-nam

Mike R by Asianboy6988 November 20, 2019

Mike Pence presidential campaign 

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

Mike Pence presidential campaign by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Mike Hawk's Mall 

A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud

Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*

John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"

Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.

Mike Hawk's Mall by mikehawksmall June 3, 2009

Mike Scully 

1) The greatest Executive Producer "The Simpsons" has ever seen.

2) One of the best writers in television.

Guy 1: "Dude want to watch The Simpsons? Marge be not Proud is on."

Guy 2: "That ep was written by Mike Scully wasn't it?"

Guy 3: "BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!"

Mike Scully by ExProdMikeScully April 12, 2013

Mike Dirnt

A dirty whore

"Mike Dirnt's a dirty whore"

Mike Dirnt by I_am_actual_garbage May 7, 2019

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong 

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019