one-logger

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.

ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO

by Jacob Longfloor February 26, 2012

Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.

Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”

by Shan73094 November 11, 2017

Siberian Logger

A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock

Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself

by totally not matthew May 28, 2018

Meat logger

A horny slut who sticks 5 cocks in each hole of her body. After being raped, this girl takes a bath in cum and gets shitted on and sticks salami up her pussy

That meat logger isnt popular in the clubs.

by shutupcunters November 5, 2018

Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Kentucky Logger

A sexual maneuver where one individual poops into another individuals butthole, usually via a short tube. The second individual then clenches their ass muscles in order to poop back into the first persons butt. This process can be repeated as many times as desired.

Me and Jason pulled a Kentucky Logger for about half an hour last night.

by xX420DaddyT69Xx November 28, 2019

Corona Loner

social distancing and staying home in isolation to stop the spread of the corona 19 virus. During the corona-19 Pandemic this person cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they're dating, with zero warning or notice before hand. You'll mostly see them avoiding friend's phone calls, social media, and avoiding them in public.

I guess i am a Corona loner i got ghosted during the Covid-19 social distancing pandemic

by kgarrity May 21, 2020