Lead lovers pizza

When the shit hits the fan and the toppings are delivered at 1300fps and a crispy hand tossed crust once it’s too late for the recipient.
After pissing me off, my delivery boy the beloved AK47, delivered a lead lovers pizza in record time.
by Kuda99 October 16, 2020
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Lead Paint Stare

A rude or empty stare from an old person (who probably sniffed lead paint growing up).
I was working at applebees when I asked an old guy if he liked the food. Then he hit me with that lead paint stare.
by Bbb554 July 08, 2024
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Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
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lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.
When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.
by Cheeztaem February 07, 2024
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Lead Aspirin

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin
by ateple February 05, 2020
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lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.
Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!
by Dr. WubWub March 06, 2015
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Leaded Generation

The name of the demographic cohort between the "Silent" generation and "Generation X," currently called the "Baby Boomer" generation. After the waning of Baby Boomer political power, approx 2030-2040, the newly predominant Millennial generation will update the name of the Baby Boomer generation to the Leaded Generation.

This new name will describe the generation's selfish and misguided behavior, as well imply the causal link between poor decision making and exposure to lead sources (such as lead paint and leaded gas) which were common pollutants prior to the Clean Air Act and other regulatory action.
1) Many families owned homes before the Leaded Generation ruined it for everyone.

2) "Freedom for me but not for thee" - Common Leaded Generation adage
by amotherfuckingsorcerer May 09, 2021
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