Kelli Sudman

The most amazing girlfriend a guy could ever ask for. She’s blond with blue eyes, kinda short but that’s ok. She is super funny cute and is always there for you. She is the most beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She is super lovable and huggable. She’s always great at making me smile whether it’s from tickling me or something she said or did she can do it. She is very strong mentally and physically, and also very gentle. She is someone who if you find someone even remotely close to her that you should definitely set the hook on her cause she’s a keeper (even though she can’t catch a fish). All I’m saying is she is the most perfect Potassium person there ever was or will be. And anyone especially a Justin would be extremely lucky to have her.

Kelli Sudman is very potassium.

by JDAWG((( January 3, 2023

kellek

The word Kellek describes a person who is showing weird behavior like a weirdo.

But it can also be used to describe a bad situation.

Yo have you seen that weird acting guy? He is a kellek.
Person 1: my girlfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: ohh kellek.

by HHGenO March 2, 2023

Kelby

A virgin cuck who claims to be celibate due to lack of bitches

Oh man. That guy is such a Kelby

by Proi6245 September 11, 2023

Hellen Kellered

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014

Swellen Keller

A gym rat or other fitness enthusiast that has no concept of gym etiquette or personal space, so they clearly must be blind and deaf, like Helen Keller. Often seen re-racking weights wrong or not at all, crowding the racks or benches, and curling in a squat rack.

Swellen Keller over there put the 25's behind the 45's, then put four 10's in front of those!

by Cjraburn February 18, 2015

Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015