KEBABUM

A physical motion experienced 3 hours after eating a rehab kebab.

Jeez mate, I’ve a hot case of kebabum!

by FriskytheUnicorn March 16, 2026

Kebab

A sexual act where you stroke your shi while fingering your butt, usually with 3 fingers. while stroking away from your body you put your fingers more in your butt, making a sort of pendulum motion. Moving your fingers into your butt hole and stroking simultaneously. experienced kebabers can create an extremely fast rhythm thus maximizing orgasmic effiency.

Andrew and luke love doing the kebab to themself

by Aj2sheistiful June 2, 2025

Kebabstinenser

En tilstand af stærk trang eller længsel efter kebab, typisk hvis man ikke har spist det i lang tid.

A: Rejs dig op, din klamme stodder, hvad fanden laver du?
B: Sorry bro, jeg har de vildeste kebabstinenser lige nu.
A: Undskyld bro, jeg vidste ikke at du var så sigma, jeg skal nok købe en kebab til dig.

by HeinrichSchülze June 13, 2025

Kubaba

It is a restaurant in edappally/kerala
And speciality of this hotel is that Mayonnaise made from sperm of alan p raj and aamir raj mixed together with krizz king alapuzha saliva

This food is so kubaba

by Digmasdig October 21, 2025

kebab flap

The flab of fat on an obese woman’s stomach, kinda like a kebab flap (originating from the regions of Armenia)

I could see her kebab flap from a mile away

by Splarging November 15, 2025

kebaber

slur against turkish people since all of them fucking like kebabs

amelia: hey did you hear ali is turkish?

jacob: yeah he’s a fucking kebaber no shit

by bifns December 4, 2025

Kebab Shop Warrior

Kebab Shop Warrior: A person who frequents kebab shops late at night, often after a night out, treating the shop as a battleground. They start fights over queue-jumping or minor disputes and may follow people from nightclubs to the kebab shop, sometimes clashing with staff. These chaotic scenes can get messy, with food and chaos everywhere, and often lead to police involvement. Additionally, these escalations are sometimes filmed and shared on social media, quickly going viral and adding to the frenzy.

Lee: Bruv remember last night. We were sitting there in the kebab shop, and it was absolute metal. There were these two geezers fighting, and one of them tried to jump over the counter to get a kebab knife! The poor kebab workers were trying to hold him back, and meanwhile, this man's kebab went flying. It got punched out of his hands, it exploded everywhere, his face was a picture bruv well funny LOL, blood and kebabs all over the place! Honestly, it was like a scene from a movie. We definitely ran into a couple of kebab shop warriors that night! Bruv
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 27, 2025