KEBABUM

A physical motion experienced 3 hours after eating a rehab kebab.

Jeez mate, I’ve a hot case of kebabum!

by FriskytheUnicorn March 16, 2026

KEBABUM

A physical motion experienced 3 hours after eating a rehab kebab.

Jeez mate, I’ve a hot case of kebabum!

by FriskytheUnicorn March 16, 2026

kebabminton

A sport involving consuming a kebab, followed shortly by a game of badminton

Hey Fred, fancy a game of kebabminton tonight?

Sure thing Tom, let's swing by that Lebanese place on Edgware Road then head on to the sports centre

by TheSingingTroll September 29, 2010

kebabulous

The pinnacle of fast food excellence.
A kebab of epic proportions and flavour.

After 15 pints Billy partook of a 'meat' donner with chilli sauce. "F**k me" he exclaimed "this is the best kebab I've ever had. It's 'Kebabulous'..."

by Mikeeeeee August 25, 2005

kebabulance

A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed, wasted or otherwise intoxicated. This casually vomit adorned kebab van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover and bashmouth.

Fuck me I'm pissed! Find me a kebabulance before I die!

or

I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.

by denzille June 10, 2007

KebabMouth BlowJob

A blowjob in which the giver of the BJ has a mouth full of kebab meat, and maybe some pita bread and salad.

Lads, I got this amazing KebabMouth Blowjob off this fat bird outside the chippy the other night!

by KMBJ Productions April 4, 2009

KebabMeat

The Elongated shrivelled labia of a mature woman

"she's alright for an old bird, i'd suck on her KebabMeat"

by Stone Island wearing non chav November 3, 2005