reverse karma 

When you're nice and karma, is the usual bitch you'd expect it to be.

Hey Mom, I just got home from the suburbs helping homeless people?

...

You SOLD MY N64 COLLECTION?

...

Reverse karma; works every time.

reverse karma by Nice dude May 27, 2010

nail karma 

The act of looking for and picking up nails, screws, and other sharp objects when walking near or on streets and alleys, so as to help prevent oneself and others from getting flat tires. For best results, track your progress by keeping all found nails, screws, etc. in a jar.

I used to get a lot of flat tires until I discovered nail karma. I have two jars full of nails I've found!

nail karma by tomhartung September 21, 2009

autocorrect karma 

When you type something into you smart phone that autocorrects into your true feelings.

Text 1 : Hey guys, would you rather spend your holidays
A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?

Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"

autocorrect karma by Gronkage March 24, 2016

parking karma 

The uncanny ability to find an open parking space in a desirable location of a busy parking lot.

I always have to park out in the boonies, but when I ride with Paul we're always in the front row. He's got some great parking karma.

parking karma by PaulieJr October 19, 2006

Agent of Karma 

1 - Someone who is sick of waiting for others to get what is coming to them, and by becoming an "Agent of Karma", they then bring the consequences upon the other person themselves. Classification as the "Agent of Karma" makes it so that you are then not eligible for any bad karma to then be returned onto you.
2 - A noble way to justify revenge.

I sent the nude pictures that I had of my ex-boyfriend to his entire office via email. Had he been nicer to me, I wouldn't have needed to become an Agent of Karma.

Agent of Karma by Scarredpinky October 20, 2005

Pulling a Von Karma

The act of repeatedly banging your head against a solid wall, usually out of anger.

Guy 1: Hey i heard a bunch of loud banging noises in here, you alright?
Guy 2: Oh not much i was just Pulling a Von Karma.
Guy 1: ...Maybe you should take a break from your game.

Pulling a Von Karma by -msaw- September 18, 2020

bathroom karma 

when you clean up the bathroom toilet and surrounding area after taking a major dump, with the hope that other users of the bathroom will do the same thing - since you'll likely be coming back there later that day to use the bathroom again.

dude, i wiped my seat and changed the roll of paper after my last shit since i'm trying to score some bathroom karma. that burrito i had for lunch isn't sitting well and i'm sure i'll be back in the bathroom later this afternoon.

bathroom karma by wland May 21, 2011