audrey jones

an amazing girl who is really pretty.

a funny person. she can always make you laugh.
makes you wanna smile.
sometimes she can be weird.
a great fraand!

ya know that girl audrey jones? shes so cool.

by zzooee July 23, 2011

Jim Jones

the juice you receive in jail that no one knows what its really made of.

hey man dont drink that jim jones you wont be able to get your dick up again

by partymarty4000 September 28, 2008

Sydney Jones

Sydney is an amazing girl who I've been incredibly lucky to have the opportunity to get to know. Smart, fun, caring and beautiful. Kind and sincere, will always be there for you. And on top of all that shes incredibly sexy.

Sydney Jones is not your typical orange.

by Jibbyasdfghjkl August 25, 2011

Jonas Brothers Fan

Somebody who is more hated in America than Osama bin Laden. And that's really, really sad.

Jonas Brothers Fan: like, omg, you're just jealous cuz you're not hot like joe jonas. get a life, loser.

me: YOU go get a life. stop oogling at some poser fuck, his band, and its desecration of music. btw, you think purity rings are hot? you must really like chasity belts...

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 14, 2010

Jonas Brothers

The infection of the ear when you listen to much rap/pop, which may include the side effects of: brain damage, ear loss, gangrene, ninjas in your blanket at night, testicle loss, testicle growth, unattractiveness, and uncontrollable bladder.

Mike: Hey Rick, watcha listenin' to?

Rick: Hannah Montana.

Mike: Holy crap, you're gonna get Jonas Brothers.

Rick: Whatever.

The Next Day

Rick: Mike, holy crap! My testicle just fell off last night!

Mike: Told you that you would get it.

by mynameistotallynotmattsoitsnot April 10, 2012

dylan jones

One of the nicest guys you will ever meet
He is incredable hot and is really good in bed

i wish i had a guy like dylan jones

by caitlyn abercrombie December 18, 2011

Catherine Zeta Jones

(n.)

Attractive Welsh actress married to Michael Douglas. Won an Oscar in 2002 for her role as Velma Kelly in Chicago. Is a big fan of suing tabloids.

Catherine Zeta Jones sues people left and right!

by pushit July 24, 2008