Jeezus

A corrupted spelling of Jesus, especially when used as a swear word.

Aw Jeezus, I pissed my shorts again.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Jeeb

A term of endearment used to describe loved ones or the absolute precious. Not just anyone can be a "Jeeb". It is a term used to show strong affection.

Other variations of the word are:
Jeebalicious, Jeebach (JEE-BAWK), Jeeby, Jeebster, Jeebonksters

1. She is such a Jeeb-face.
2. I love that Jeeb.
3. Hey Jeeby.
4. Whats up Jeebalicious?

by SophiaMichelle March 21, 2010

Jeepanese

The language of Jeep owners
Will usually be spoken in a 'questionable' manner due to the fact that Jeepers are unaware of what they are driving.

Jeepanese in context:

Chris: "Jeep jeep jeep?"
Andrew: "Jeep, jeep jeep jeep, jeep jeep."
Chris: "Jeeeeeeeep, jeep jeep jeep"

by Lbayncha1 February 17, 2009

jeeeezus

Must be said with a gay lisp and whiny as hell. You can even draw out the 'u' depending on how whiny you want to be.
All it is, is a common way to complain.

Jeeeezus, guys why can't you just listen to me and mop the floor.

by mrjswilson June 27, 2008

jeezed

to get ripped off

"swiss chalet jeezed me with my coupons!"

by mel_a December 28, 2008

Jeep Abuse

Having a Jeep and not taking if offroad. Thus giving the Jeep the highly derogatory name "Street Jeep". These type of people are more likely to have their Jeep at a car show than a trail. These people spend thousands of dollars on their rigs only to sit in parking lots.

- Chris is out there waxing his Jeep again I think he is going to enter it in the Massillon car show again.

- I feel so sorry for that Jeep its emberassing to see it go through that Jeep abuse.

by Quikzx9r March 30, 2011

heeble jeebles

When you're being jeebled you start to heeble and then... ya know... the dogs?

Heeble jeebles is when there are hoffle troffles everywhere

by ooble joobles September 30, 2009