Ian

An Ian is a person that sucks at videogames.

Oh my god, your friend sucks at this game, he's such an Ian.

by Bayonetta's son May 15, 2019

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A super gay guy with a micropenis. Probably has no friends.

Guy 1: That guy is always hitting on me and smells like buttpee.
Guy 2: yeah, he's such an Ian.

by Comedick26 November 18, 2017

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Gay as fuck watch out boys he may be on your dick right now!!

Ian is gay

by thiccdaddy123applejack January 15, 2020

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A Pedo

Person 1 - Hey did you hear about Ian?
Person 2 - Yeah, didn't he get arrested for being a pedo

by thebariofbestests May 8, 2020

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An absolut faggiger (Faggot-Nigger). If you know an Ian they probably want to suck your cock because they are the opitomy of gay. They could have the hottest step sister or milf that wants to fuck, but they would still abstain to fuck themselves with a dildo instead. Not to mention that Ians cock is that of an asian guy in an ice bath. They should be locked up in gay prison, or sent away to china. They like to snowboard, which is ok but still gay. If you find an Ian that likes women he is definetly bisexual. So worship him until he cheats on you with another man.

Andrew: Hey Collin have you seen the new kid.
Collin: Yeah his names Ian.
Andrew Oh fuck I have to move schools again, I don't want to be near someone so gay.
Collin: Yeah he came out of the closet to our class, I make sure I'm always atleast 30 feet away from him.
Andrew: Smart.

by OnlyFacts447 October 16, 2019

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quotes from ian:
MY KNEES ARE HUNGRY
I eat plate and sit on grass
no u
n o
any body wants some BEANS?
uncle Gary likes caves apparently

things you should not call ian:
Jackie chan
seriously if you call me Jackie chan one more time I will take all your beans at 3 am

let the potato (ian) rest for 5 more minutes

by usususususus October 24, 2019

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