Hiberdating

When someone ignores their friends in favour of the girl/boyfriend they are dating at the moment. When they are unable to be in the same space, touching each other, they cannot be parted from their phone, where they are undoubtedly messaging them. They will mostly ignore their friends, unless they feel the need to insult them or defend their relationship. To sum it up, it's when couples spend over 60 hours a week in a vc.

Person 1: "Man, I haven't seen 3 for ages."

Person 2: "Yeah, not since they started dating 4."

Person 1: "But 4 lives overseas, how does that work?"

Person 2: "Over 60 hours in a vc, that's how. I wish they weren't hiberdating, I need their help with this job."

by Charcoal_Warpaint04 November 14, 2022

Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.

Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022

Hibernut

To fall asleep immediately or in quick succession of achieving orgasm.

Dude! This girl made me cum to hard last night that I hibernutted for two hours.

by DrFlam3z June 24, 2023

Hiberdateing

The act of being in a relationship solely during the winter months, typically from November to February, for the purpose of having a winter companion to cuddle and spend time with during the cold season.

I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now, just someone to hiberdateing with until the weather warms up.

by Lane-Games April 20, 2023

Hibernian fc

Well known for being shite at football while also being spoon burning pedo bastards

Hibernian fc is well known for being spoon burning pedos

by MadShaggerLad November 19, 2023

Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.

This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.

by Buckeohare January 17, 2025

Hibernophernalia

Miscellaneous articles and items specifically relating to Ireland, Irish cultural practices and Irish symbols.

Articles can include but not limited to sports equipment such as hurleys and sliotars, traditional musical instruments like the bodhrán and other general items such as flags, clothing, jewelry etc.

'Her room was dressed with various Hibernophernalia, indicative of her years spent studying in Ireland. A tricolour draped in the left corner, a Claddagh ring gifted from a friend sitting lone on the bureau, a Guinness glass robbed from a Dublin pub, now half full with water resting gently on her bedside. It was obvious that her fondness for her former place of study and residence carried with her, manifesting in the articles, photos and memories that she collected along the way.

by Fitzpc12 January 28, 2025