gorkin'

gorkin' it is when you put a small cork into your urethra then mastrubate to completion 5 or more times, causing the sperm to be stored in the urethra unable to escape and inflating the penis like a balloon

Bro I just spent 12 hours gorkin' it and now my penis has inflated to the size of a watermelon!

by hwrd3 May 26, 2025

Grock

Someone lame and weird that needs get over themselves

C: you are so weird

G: stoping being such a grock

by Lqt1245 June 4, 2025

Gorking

Going to work

Sorry, I can't hang out. I'm gorking.

by Poptart1923 July 9, 2025

Gork

To drink in a surreptitious manner, esp. when referring to drinking on the job or a PTO meeting.

Colleague: “How do you deal with going to your kids’ sports events at the end of a forty hour week?”
Me: “To be quite frank, I just pre-game by straight gorkin’ it from lunch onward.”

by ScottyDog420 July 30, 2025

Gork

The sound made when someone giving oral sex gags on your dick but you keep pushing their head down so they can’t gag. Gork gork gork, usually followed by a gasping of breath when you let them breathe.

She told me she couldn’t deep throat, so I made her gork on it.

by DrLee3 October 8, 2025

Gorching

and extreme sexual act, involving submerging your balls in lamp oil, lighting them on fire, and putting them out in a hookers mouth.

Man, I love gorching so much. Hard to find a bitch who's into it.

by Simsonchin December 5, 2025

Marcos Gorka

A pretty funny person that will always cheer you up. He likes McDonalds A LOT. He knows how to treat woman like queens and their bros like family.

Did you heard about Marcos Gorka.
Yes he is so nice

by sidewastaken November 24, 2021