Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 09, 2022

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 09, 2022

Gnome(niss)

When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.

I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.

by Cat on the Hat February 27, 2011

gnome orgies

While playing Bingo, it is the state of having all of the "G" numbers on your card crossed off.

Now that they called "G-54" I have gnome orgies on this card.

by biblioforhire May 10, 2016

poop gnome

A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.

That poop gnome never shuts up about Hitler.

by poopdefender February 11, 2023

gnome skin

The skin between your scrotum and anus. Also known as the gooch.

Dude, my gnome skin is so hairy! I need to trim it.

by Sesushefseb June 18, 2017

Chrome 'a' gnome

A happily featured gnome with down syndrome.

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.

by TJR93 May 08, 2024