Genitalia

The act of being Genitaled.

My gonads wreak of cheese.

by Nudicles June 3, 2003

gentelman

Some fool willing to pay for everything, open your door, (while you close your preverbial door) buy all your friends drinks all the while as you ignore him, becomes your best friend, (non sexual of course), and the best part...well we'll just say that the night ends with her going home with three new phone numbers from others that sensed the nature of the beast so to speak....Namely you the "gentleman"

Amber, I went out with the perfect gentleman last night, it was great.

by Arie~ June 11, 2005

Platypus Genitalia

Scientific Name: Ornithorhynchus anatinus genitalius

(pronoun): 1 A reference to some person, place or thing;

(noun): 2 A platypus' genitals; 3 A reference to someone else's genitalia(specifically, a woman's breasts); 4 The male sex organ; 5 A birthday greeting.

plural: platypi genitalia

1 Hey, whatever happened to that platypus genitatlia we used to play ball with?
2 That looks like platypus genitalia!
3 That's a nice set of platypi genitalia you have there, *wink* *wink*.
4 That chick smoked my platypus' genitalia last night.
5 Happy platypus genitalia!

by Webster's Dictionary September 29, 2004

German Genitalia

When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache

Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Genital fetishist

The new “monosexual” for unwashed leftists that thinks everyone is attracted to both sexes but are “in denial”. They’re stupid enough to not know what a fetish is, so of course they think everyone is secretly bisexual too.

Guy: I only eat pussy and I don’t suck dick
Tumblr user: HDHDJSN STOP BEING SUCH A GENITAL FETISHIST
Guy: No it’s called being a straight man you crackhead go outside

by butt cracker jack November 18, 2018

Genie in a bottle

An ailment that effects the inner psycho of a woman when exposed to alcohol, causing episodes of hysteria.

"We went for drinks last night and Heather was a straight up genie in a bottle, throwing her phone at her boyfriend and sobbing to the bartender."

by Unenthusiastic Owl July 18, 2020

genitosis

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.

You have genitosis you foul bastard.

by Mickey May 30, 2006