hiller goal

when one scores a very lucky, trashy, "sweaty," goal (off of a rebound in most cases). The goal scorer often celebrates as if he has scored an incredible goal, oblivious to the fact that it was not cool at all, in fact it was very ugly.

Wow... classic hiller goal, scoring a rebound off of isaac's shot.

by baller196478 November 4, 2013

Couple Goals

Jupi and Claire

Jupi and Claire are couple goals, what I wouldn't give for a relationship like theirs.

by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021

Tragic goals

When you go McDonald's for Valentines day

When you go on a date to McDonald's on Valentines day. It is Tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Snake Goal

Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.

There was no need to chip my keeper, what a snake goal!

by oneandonlyheskey January 17, 2012

unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.

Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn

by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.

Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023

Goals

Hannah and Asher aka Hasher... fan base known ass hashbrowns

Hannah and Asher are goals.

by People od the earth June 27, 2018