god 

what some people call their close homies. It is synonymous to "yo", "son" or "brother".

Yo what up god? What you doing?

god by jdiazud August 24, 2008

God 

Creator of everything that is, was and ever shall be. There are disagreements over exactly what form God takes, but the presupposition that He doesn't could be the most damaging.

In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth

God by Morti April 18, 2005

God 

God is an omnipotent, omniscient being that is all knowing and directly affects our lives and our future.

God holds our futures in his hands.

God by Hellrider February 2, 2007

God 

Screw the guy in the sky, he can go to hell.Heaven is a state of mind for people are afraid to die. Old people always have a religion because it makes them not afraid of whats to come. Its been taken too seriously.

God if you can here me then please kill me........punk!

God by smokey July 21, 2003

god 

Bill Clinton when he sports his leather jacket, combover, and pimpin' gator boots.

God and Clinton are one in the same... just like republicans and a bad economy.

god by Hydrogen Elf January 27, 2003

God 

The Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, initiator of the Universe, Science, Life, and Death. At several points in the past he has tried to reveal his message to humans through prophets (Jesus, Mohammed, Abraham, Isaiah), his most intelligent design on this planet, but later discovered that it wasn't worth his time, because Humans/Homo Sapiens are just incapable of accepting God in conjuction with science, religious variety in ways god's power is taught/worshiped (aka, not only through the Christian Bible), and human nature/sexuality. As a result many kill others or themselves in his name, even though he reveals to us that peace is rewarded in the end.

God is there, whether one accepts his existence or not. Many take the Christian Bible (especially Old Testament) too literally without thinking deeper about the times in which they were written, and the people who wrote them. His message to us is just as relevant today as it has ever been, and only the ignorant choose to see religion/god in Black and White, including both atheists/agnostics and religious extremists/fundamentalists.

God by RDUdude August 27, 2005

God 

A fictional being created by society as an explanation to how the world came to be and to give people hope.

There is no God, nor is there a Devil; the world is neutral!

God by gothkid207 May 4, 2008