Perpetual Fucking Machine

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.

"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

by piratesof2 February 27, 2011

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

some fucking

Buy some already.

Buy some fucking mugs, tshirts, and magnets.

-Urban Dictionary

by S_Laughter April 5, 2010

fuckising

During a sexual encounter, a decision to fuckis on one person

Tonight we’re not fuckising on me, but we’re fuckising on you. So tonight I’ll eat your pussy if tomorrow you suck my dick.

by Valsboobhound August 8, 2020

Fucking rupture

To get very angry, angry enough to have a hernia or have a vital organ explode inside your body.

Dude, I had to bust a goat in the Starbucks toilet just before the cleaning guy came in. When he came back out he looked like he was gonna have a fucking rupture.

by Findlaybob December 4, 2009

Fucking Statics

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.

twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!

by Balphius October 4, 2010

fucking groovy

fucking groovy (adj.)- used to describe something that is completely awesome, usually when talking about music.

Hey, man. Did you listen to that song I told you about?

Yeah, it was fucking groovy.

by keepingitreils April 13, 2011