Flompy

A particularly lame odd state of existence.

"His giggling protuberances make him a flompy bastard"

by matthew C. mccarty January 18, 2009

flampy

When a guy receives oral sex while he is sitting on the toilet

I wanted to get nail Susie, but I had to take a shit, and I didn't have much time before I had to be at practice. So Susie gave me a flampy instead.

by Caleb Mandrake May 15, 2006

flumper

A flumper is someone who breaks wind a lot.

what a flumper!!
Travis you little flumper!

by Mark, Nic, Rach, Katie March 17, 2005

flampy

When things that should be crispy or crunchy have gone a bit soft.

These biscuits have been left out overnight and have gone flampy.

by Emms76 December 27, 2007

flumpitous

the judging of how large and in charge the female breats are.

Dude she's got flumptious tits.

by Kevin April 14, 2003

Flumping

When three or more heterosexual men (usually Bros) sleep in the same bed together with only boxers on after a long night of getting drunk.

"Yo man, wanna go drinking tonight?"
"Yeah sure, bring Ed?"
"Are we gonna be flumping?"
"If needs must, we shall flump"

by Boymankalot September 29, 2013

Flumped

The iteration in which you have fumbily thrown a ball or small object to the point it goes nowhere near the target location.

I would have been able to save him, but my partner flumped the med kit.

by The Instightful Orange December 26, 2016