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Dr. Fluffy Grits 

Proper Noun Dr. Fluffy Grits is a 29 year old computer and cheekie loving coon hunter from Indiana. He has many attributes that make him special. He can suck the creme out of a twinkie without compromising the integrity of the moist cake covering. He can also lick a gummy bear, and immediately identify the color of Nipple Pop's cheekies. He has been known to carry a large purse to protect his goodies...Bambi poison, xanies, now & later panties, and even a 20 inch flat screen monitor.

Dr. Fluffy Grits has a diverse set of interests. He loves grooving to the Pussycat dolls, making out with Nipple Pop, buying low budget porn off slickdeals, listening to some band called Def...something (famous for butchering Skynard classics), playing with goats, and cyber sex.

Dr. Fluffy Grits should be considered very dangerous due to his volatile mood swings attributed to personal issues.
Damnit Dr. Fluffy Grits... Quit writing "google.com" on that goat's ass and get over here to check out these new cheekies!!!
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When you're having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls
Was having sex with my woman last night and she gave me a fluffy
a fluffy by Upstairsdragon December 14, 2013

The fluffy stuffy 

The fluffy stuffy is when you hunt down a furry and become their friend. Once you have gained their trust, then you must seek their friend ship. Once they are comfortable around you, you must make plans to go to their house and have a sleep over.

Then, late at night, you take their furry fluffy skin costume and you nut in it. Once finished, rip open every single toy they have and pee in them. Therefore you have distoryed their furry pack. If the furry friend wakes up you must assert dominance. Because now you have awaked the animal in them. You must poop in their mouth so they cant speak. Before giving them the sex of their life time. Once done...

You are the alpha male.

Make sure to fuck their pet as well, no bystanders.
Best friend: you know my cousin is a furry right?
You: yeah, i gave them the fluffy stuffy last night.

Dundee Fluffy

The act of flatulating on a mans testicals during anal sex
john was enjoying anal sex with his girlfriend when she gave him a dundee fluffy
Dundee Fluffy by Babos December 16, 2007

purple headed fluffy clam stabber 

Top & Bottom,
Its A Mans Penis.
Here Love Let Is Put Me Purple Headed Fluffy Clam Stabber In Ya.

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE 

This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.

They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.
English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*

English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*

Lord Fluffy 

One of Sesshomaru's (from Inuyasha) many nicknames.
Inuyasha: What do you want now Lord Fluffy?

Sesshomaru: Do not call me by that irritating name half-breed.
Lord Fluffy by LilMarjieLuvsMcr August 15, 2006