A flash grenade is a girl who, due to her mastery of the art of deception, appears NOT to be a grenade. She operates similarly to the M84 flashbang issued by the United States army in the sense that it subdues its target in order to trap it, but doesn't kill it so that it can be taken advantage of in ways that require a live body. (Sort of like how some parasites will inject an anti-inflammatory into it's host.) It is only after the victim wakes up that he realizes that he actually hooked up with a grenade.
Flash grenades can be identified easily if one pays attention to the right details. Extremely tan, tons of jewelry, skanky outfit, and caked on make-up are clues that you may be dealing with a flash grenade.
Flash grenades become much better at being flash grenades with each alcoholic drink consumed by the target.
Flash grenades can be identified easily if one pays attention to the right details. Extremely tan, tons of jewelry, skanky outfit, and caked on make-up are clues that you may be dealing with a flash grenade.
Flash grenades become much better at being flash grenades with each alcoholic drink consumed by the target.
"I don't remember this ugly girl from last night, how'd I get in her bed?" (she was a flash grenade, that's how)
by sammymoto August 28, 2010
The phenomenon of someone’s face being totally burnt / clipped out as white as a result of taking a picture too close to the camera or with a flash that is way too bright. Like sun burn, only caused momentarily by the bright light.
by 7obi March 29, 2006
When you take a flash photo of someone while they are sleeping right before or after someone farted so they wake up to a fart sound and/or smell
She's giving you that look that Tony had on his face after I flash farted him and he yawn-gagged. It's like you're her nightmare in smell form.
by Jestah November 19, 2016
by Sp1tf1re October 21, 2011
When having sex; to pull out and catch the semen with your hand and slap the female in the face, before she can react.
by FlashSlapper May 10, 2012
When the stream to a flash or other player doesn't supply enough valid data so the player runs, freezes, runs, freezes. Also called breakup, bad connection, corrupted data.
by knowman April 27, 2008
A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.
by SLeepdepD May 25, 2011