fecaphiliac

A person fascinated by mookie stinks, as defined by South Park Elementary School counselor Mr Mackey.

Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.

by azkaged November 16, 2013

fecalytics

The analysis and breakdown of someone else's shitty argument.

Wow, that was creationist argument was very terse and long winded.

Ah yes, lets use fecalytics to break his argument down into something understandable!

by neoproletariat April 28, 2014

Feckatious

The act of saying facetious while actually being facetious

Individual 1: I apologize, I was being Feckatious
Individual 2: I think you mean you were being facetious
Individual 1: *Gesturing towards a mounted graduate certificate in English Literature* I apologize, I continued to be feckatious, and by that, what I mean to say is feck you

by Shafty McNuggits March 17, 2015

fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015

fecal fatigue

When one gets tired from excessively pooping.

My stomach virus has given me explosive diarrhea, and now I have fecal fatigue.

by PCBroMiami January 9, 2016

fecal harrasment

Fecal Harrasment: The action of using fecal matter to to get on someone's nerves. This can become extremely annoying to the recipient.

Fecal Harrasment-

John: "Dude i fecally harrassed my sister last night and shit all over her face when she was sleeping last night."

Dave:"Dude! That's hilarious I smeared feces on my sisters pillow last night!"

John "LOL!"

by MDOG1 July 20, 2016

fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.

His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016