farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

Fading

When you have worked all day then did a bunch of home(work), ended up in a fight with your boyfriend and had to deal with family shit and then decided to drink and smoke one at the end of the day, and are sitting in a movie theatre unable to get up from your seat due to either being too lazy or tired or both and someone asks if you want to do something else afterwards. You would reply back with “no thanks man, I’m fading”

An alternative way of saying you are tapped out.

Typically accompanied with feeling like you are happily swaying in and out of consciousness.

Yeah I was fading hard last night. Glad I made it home safe!

by stars-r-us October 24, 2019

Rainbow farting

Another term for virtue signaling. Spewing comments that indicate an idealistic personality on a mission ready to bombard message boards and social media with a perceived problem of which you don't fully understand the complications and nuances. You do however feel the need "to do something" about it and leave your mark for future generations in your ceaseless efforts to make the world a better place.

She kept rainbow farting comments on the message boards about social problems that mostly existed in her mind or only got it from hearsay and what the media reported.

by Erik-Jan Tytgat August 25, 2022

Farting a squirrel

When you blow cum out of your ass on the wall and then frame it as it stands

Jonny was busy farting a squirrel. It was beautiful

by j smithy December 26, 2010

farmingdale

Farmingdale aka Fdale home of the Dalers, no one actually knows what a daler is. i will tell you. Daler (noun)member of the farmingdale community that gets their asses handed to them in every sport against their long time rivals the Massapequa Chiefs. The guys are all dirty and the ones that arent balck think they are and the girls are hoeish trash. and their kickline, reminds me of when mars attacks. In conclusion Farmingdale home of the dirty dalers is a place people choose to settle bc they can not afford the home in the highish priced town on long island.

-How was Hofstra Farmingdale?
-We dont know we got our asses handed to us by the Chiefs

by ChiefPride April 13, 2006

farting

shitting oxygen and methane vapors

i like farting on liberals like george bush and michael moore

by Bush is a liberal faggot too September 6, 2006

Fariding

To behave like a bum for extended periods of time, annoying those around you with pipe dreams and general nonsense.

I was stuck in the car with Faraaz for six hours, and he was fariding the entire way home!!!

by Michialosada July 26, 2008