Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.

Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.

by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014

vampire facial

Going down on a woman who's on her period. Also known as a "Rusty Taco."

I didn't know my girlfriend was on the rag, and went I down I her, I ended up with a vampire facial.

by rumour2577 April 28, 2015

strawberry facial

When a women who is on her period squirts on someones face and blood also comes out.

"Britney is really into Bloodsports, last night she gave her boyfriend a strawberry facial"

Inspired by Felicia Day on her Flog! Whilst cooking a Strawberry dish her friend Robin remarked that it could be used as a Strawberry facial, then Felicia said "That sounds bad, I think that's in Urban Dictionary somewhere" Well now it is.

by Evil Dr Nick October 15, 2015

Facky

Something so stupid that there is really no point to it.

That television show is so freakin facky.

That person is facky

by Jessica September 18, 2003

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

Muskingum County Facial

the act of spitting snuff, or chew into the face and or eyes of an unsuspecting victim. Originates from a county in southeastern Ohio.

"That skank underclassman just insulted you dude, go give her a Muskingum County Facial."

by daddywags55 February 23, 2009

Mutha Facko

The history of mutha facko is a short one. It was first used by Violent J of Insane Clown Posse. He used it also in the juggalo movie Big Money Hustlas. It picked up usage then and los and lettes around started using it instead of mutha fucker.

MFL,
Juggalo Xtreme

Cash money mutha facko!

by Juggalo Xtreme September 1, 2004