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Ghetto Facebook

Seeking out old homies on the internet to see if they're incarcerated or on a sexual offender list.
I found Ron on Ghetto Facebook - he's in the joint.
by Middagh August 24, 2010
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Turn my FaceBook the other way

The act of constantly ignoring a "friend" request on facebook or other social networking sites. It can also be used when ignoring various requests by existing friends to add applications, join groups, support causes, accept kisses, hugs, or penis tugs.
Cathy my high school 'girlfriend' keeps sending me friend requests, but I just turn my facebook the other way.

Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.
by DoriMoose October 8, 2009
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Whole Wide Facebook

A 21st Century designation indicating massive magnitude. Whereas in the past one might utter the phrase 'whole wide world,' such phrasing now seems quaint, and has been usurped by its replacement, 'whole wide facebook.'
You're the bestest mom in the whole wide facebook!

You'll never find anyone else in the whole wide facebook as awesome as I am.
by Neologian-PJG December 10, 2012
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Facebook Bipolar

Facebook users who seem like cool peeps in person, but get hostile and obsessive while on Facebook. The "facebook mood swings" between mania and depression can be very abrupt.
Facebook Posts:

Rachael Ray: I am perfect. Everyone should be like me!

Lindsay Lohan: I'm pretty cool too!

Rachael Ray: NO! You aren't me. Everything I say is right. If you disagree with me you are wrong.

Rachael Ray:I will now post a recipe for the perfect life, mine. ;) Hope this pisses you off!

Lindsay Lohan: I think you are Facebook bipolar!

Rachael Ray: What? I had a *winking smiley face* you can't get mad if I put a smiley face!
by ghettomomsrus August 10, 2010
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facebook

a new-age alternative to walking out of your house in your spongebob pyjamas and handing out photocopies of your password records and diary.
Grandma: "sent you a facebook friend request"
You: "oh, crap"
by bored2 February 5, 2010
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WHenever I use facebook, my grades drop
by fbooker May 9, 2010
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Facebook Friday

A friday night when you have nothing to do but be on Facebook, look at your friends pictures, and like everything and anything you see!
My fun freaky Friday plans turned into a lame, but fufilling, Facebook Friday
by irsoaobneely August 14, 2010
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