The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.
Refer to Dave
Refer to Dave
Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'
by Koulas September 19, 2020
Get the Dave Expressmug. relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”
The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.
The bike is in “Dave Condition”
The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.
The bike is in “Dave Condition”
The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.
The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.
by Dave Condition January 14, 2021
Get the dave conditionmug. A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.
by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020
Get the Dangerous Davemug. A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.
by Sagoon December 16, 2017
Get the dave segenmug. The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.
by Earth First! September 8, 2022
Get the Dave Stangermug. Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave
by domydeek December 4, 2014
Get the crackhead davemug. In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.
Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.
by Pierceer February 10, 2017
Get the the dave ratiomug.