crop dusting

when sitting or standing next to friends you fart and walk away as if nothing happened and wait for their reactions

your friend just walk away and u smell something rank
dude, theirs no need for crop dusting

by corey Hines May 17, 2008

crotch dusting

The act of passing someone - typically in a crowded and noisy place, such as a bar or concert to avoid detection - and purposely touching/rubbing the front of one's pants to their person.

(at a concert)

Janet: Where's Phil?
Richard: He took off to mingle.
Janet: You mean he went crotch dusting.
Richard: Yeah.

by Mattydreads December 18, 2008

dusting

A term Midwesterners use to describe the amount of snow that has fallen on the ground, when that amount is less than fourteen feet.

"That blizzard gave us a real dusting."

by Dr. Worm February 4, 2004

dating rules

Fictional rules invented by girls to confused guys, during a relationship. Generally, these rules contradict eachother, and it is impossible to follow them correctly.

There is the common "statement" form, encountered when an action is illegal:
"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!"
Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible:
"Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?"
"Do you know what day it is today?"
Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form:
"This form was invented to fill up some space on the page"

by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004

Dating Preference

A politically correct and evasive term for racist dating

Many people come up with this as an excuse to only date particular races because they "cannot help being attracted to a specific group of people"

The UN defines racial discrimination as "any distinction, exclusion, restriction or PREFERENCE based on race, colour, descent, or national or ethnic origin ..."

Believe it or not, many people also refuse to date their own race/ethnicity - that is also racist, no matter how you look at it

Person 1: Man, that girl just turned me down because I wasn't black!

Person 2: She can't help it man; she only finds black people attractive

Person 1: What? That's racist!

Person 2: No man, it's "dating preference", get it right!

by iluvemp03 January 15, 2009

Dating Frenzy

Periods of time when everyone decides that they need a boyfriend or girlfriend, and rushes to get one immediately, not caring who they end up with. Most common in middle-schools and high-schools.

Eric: *listening to the rumors and watching all the guys and girls sit next to each other* Dating frenzy...
Best friend (girl): Hmm.. Eric, I always thought you were kind of cute... Wanna hook up and go to the up-coming dance?
Eric: Please stay away from me...
Several other girls: Hey, Eric, cutie-pie, take me to the dance?!
Eric: 0_0

by Pinesol January 8, 2009

Dating moth

dating moth is a stupid bitch with curly hair that hoes around on Minecraft

Omg you eat too much you’re such a dating moth

by day-ting.moth June 29, 2018