Claire

Customer Service Host with First Great Western

Claire always told people to remain calm and confident. When Paul lit up a fag, she was fumigating.

by stan claire December 20, 2021

claire lafler

shes a real baddie and hot. like reallyyyyyyyyyy hot. #wishiwasclairelafler shes like totally tubular and i kinda love her. #fyp #marrymeclairelafler #wishiwasyou #xyzabc #IFUCKINLOVEYOASSCLAIRELAFLER

Claire Lafler is a beautiful baddie beach babe that i want to be and shes in my dreams cause shes so perfect
omg is that the super hot sexy baddie that i would die for!? shit whats her name again?? Oh its CLAIRE MCFUCKIN LAFLER

by miguega June 3, 2022

Claire Dumb

A person who eats beans for a living and plays Pokémon Go for hours on end.

Wow that was so stupid you’re so Claire Dumb.

by Chyeah Okay January 14, 2023

Claire Fang

Claire Fang is your average Chinese girl. She gets good grades, she has friends, and her friends drag her down. She goes to church on Sundays, and her favorite snacks are animal crackers. Despite this, she is still unique, most commonly found eating from a toilet bowl in the run-down janitors' closet. Claire Fang also likes eating water, and her favorite animal is most likely a moose. She resembles a Harvey Nichols shopping bag containing a dress and snacks for the week that was left in the trunk of the family Jeep SUV after the soccer mom forgot to take it inside. She makes friends with the kitchen staff. Not only that, but she likes making fun of disabled people, and often she arraigns students for not giving her their pencils. she likes to chew the erasers off

Are you seriously studying after school hours?? You're such a Claire Fang 😂

Do you really have to chew that eraser, I saw you finish one a minute ago? You're such a Claire Fang

by Biedio January 14, 2023

clarity meme

The clarity meme is a trend of where one person jumps off or falls off a high place that could result in death, but another person reaches down to grab and save the falling person from the tragic death.

Person 1: "I wanna pull a clarity meme."
Person 2: "You mean as if in falling off a high place and have someone save you?"
Person 1: "Exactly bro"

by kokomikokomo May 7, 2023

International Claire Day

Celebrated on the 17th of April. It's a yearly activity on which we are all forced to send Claire at least four Robert Sheehan pictures. If you have not yet sent her these pictures, you better do it now! The day is nearly over. Quick, quick, quick!

Oh have you heard? Today is International Claire Day!

by klausacademy April 17, 2019

amy-claire

a frikin bomb ass bitch texts without a capital letter always, has a best friend called anissa who is an absoloute fat g and best thing that has ever happened to her. funnier over text than in person and gets insulted by iconic bff anissa aka dood and g of the century. listens to ONLY iconic INDIE music bc she’s a quirky relatable teen. HER BIRTHDAY IS ALSO ON THE 26TH MAY

sis is that anissa? wow she’s iconic. oh but look it’s amy-claire she’s so stunning and amusing

by lolzabunyamyass June 12, 2019