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oakland catholic 

same thing as central catholic:
- mostly a bunch of privileged white republicans who will never learn any better because they end up at all white colleges and surround themselves with like-minded people
- soccer moms
- filled with locals :o
- marry their cousins
- there are a handful of cool/chill people but for the most part just a bad crowd
"did you see that instagram post of the white girl on the mission trip?
'yeah she thinks she's fixing the whole world'
'she must be from oakland catholic'"

"that girl's spray tan got her lookin like a cheeto... she must be an oakland girl"
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paramus catholic 

1. Large co-educational Catholic high school in where else but Paramus. Not exactly the premier Catholic high school in Bergen County, but it does have the bubble out back now. It's kind of overcrowded and is often criticized for that, as well as the astounding number of potheads the school matriculates every year. Mr. Agostino keeps it real though, and if you're really a troublemaker you usually get black-bagged. There's good things about the school like the bus that goes straight into the city (163), and the other bus that drops you off at the Garden State Plaza (756). In literature the school often touts its diversity, and in all honesty they're not lying.

2. Where me and a lot of other people in my town went to high school because the 163 happens to run through my town.

3. Where a lot of Bergen and Passaic County kids go to school either because they prefer the appearance of the PC uniform over the uniform of another school or because they have moderately rich parents and their friends from the next town over are going too.
1. Paramus Catholic is the largest private school in New Jersey and they have "rigorous" admission standards.

2. Yep, it's 7:15 in the morning and a bunch of kids in khaki pants and plaid skirts are standing on a corner. Must be PC kids.

3. Omg i was gonna go to IHA, but thn lyk I relaized PC has a cuter uniform nd lyk my friend Kaylee from Maywood is going thur to soo I told my mom if she made me go to IHA I wuz gonna go psyco nd she wuz lyk ok.
paramus catholic by someone18 September 8, 2006

Cradle Catholic 

A Catholic/Christian metal band that combines traditional latin prayer with heavy metal instrumentation.
I was born into a catholic family so I am a cradle Catholic, but I listen to the band Cradle Catholic.
Cradle Catholic by z00ts00t March 1, 2011

York catholic

It's basically a school full of mostly rich white kids who think they're the shit. They think because they have one black friend they can say the n word and from my experience most people are fake and annoying as shit. Most of the teachers give a shit load of homework. Also most of them favor kids. Basically the lunches are the only good thing about that school. If you're not good at sports you're basically automatically unpopular.
"York catholic is a pretty shitty school why do you go there?" "For the food"
York catholic by Ranter😁 August 29, 2017

Central Catholic Highschool 

Gay all boys school

Poor School; Poverty

3/7 of students DO NOT have a father

Ghetto and Mexican

1/2 of the families need financial aid

Person: What highschool do you attend?

Student: Central Catholic Highschool.

Person: So your father makes $40,000 a year?
I attend Central Catholic Highschool, a gay Highschool.

Is the pope catholic? 

(variants: polish may replace catholic) Isn't the answer to your question very obvious; That was a stupid question (The variant form was used since the accession of John Paul II)
Manny: Do you still have a cold?

Mindy: Is the pope catholic?

The Palmer Catholic Academy

A school located near Seven Ling Ling Station. The school is full of black neggors that go school just to bully a man named mr. Barrett and bully Jesus beard. Although there’s 2 faced pakis and 2 faced (rocket head) or also known as (boner head) Sikh, they attend to the school to laugh at Mr. Newbury Park quart ripple chin even though he left quiet a while ago.
Mr. Agocho sucks 1inch wonders at the Palmer catholic academy