Carroted

When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.

Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.

by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010

Camberwell Carrot

A fat spliff / joint / jazz fag / marley cigarette.
From the film withnail and I, with Richard E Grant

Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

by zeo July 30, 2005

Carrot Top Ripped

Jacked to the point of resembling the current physique of prop-oriented 90's comedian Carrot Top

Jordan's boyfriend isn't too bright, but the guy is huge, like Carrot Top ripped.

by 2304 Nation October 22, 2008

carrotmuncher

normally from bristol or somerset - cant talk properly normally ends a conversation with the term coolbeans

alright my lover av you seen my cider cool beans - fuck off you carrot muncher

says something you dont understand followed by coolbeans - oh your a carrotmuncher your cousin girlfirend sister is over there with your mum

by tonmawrtiki November 22, 2010

Carroting

The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.

The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.

by NimbleFruitJube April 24, 2018

Carrot Top

Getting head from a ginger girl/guy.

“Ay man I got me some carrot top the other day.”
“She bad?”
“Ye.”

by The Man of Top March 13, 2019

Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.

I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019