Bumper

a vile revolting person possessing nipples

"Ew, you disgusting bumpers! I could never be like you."

by assman000 September 15, 2025

bumper car

Breaking up with somebody and then getting an immediate new partner.

Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.

by CeilingFan2040 October 16, 2023

Bumper Gumper

A "Bumper Gumper", is a made up term that signifies talking cash shit or bumping gumbs.

LOL what a bumper gumper mf.
William is a bumper gumper. Lol

by People invent this March 27, 2023

Bumper

Someone who needs to be destroyed

Get the bumper before it causes harm

by Banige September 11, 2023

Buckle bumper

Mustash used during a BJ as a bumper for the belt buckle

Look at the buckle bumper on her, will need to turn the lights out or I would think she's the monopoly man

by HANDLE DEEZ GENTLY January 16, 2024

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

by Gunggung September 27, 2021

humpy bumpers

Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.

I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.

by MikeZack March 27, 2008