fore bumper

Forehead while getting kid to sleep

Fore bumper eyewinker nose dripper chin chopper

by Pool bound April 13, 2021

bumper crop

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.

As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!

by QuacksO February 12, 2023

Bumper buster

A rather outspoken individual who likes to broadcast their opinions to the world on the back of their vehicle. They achieve this through the medium of bumper stickers which tend to cover ninety percent or more of their vehicles' backside. They tend to drive the following cars: the Toyota Prius, a Chrysler minivan, or any pickup truck made by GM. In addition to this they do not know the correct use of the passing lane on the highway.

As soon as I saw that bumper buster pull out in front of I decided to move two lanes over.

by JazzDemon November 15, 2011

Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 02, 2025

bumper hunting

Using a vehicle to hunt animals along the road.

Last weekend we went bumper hunting and came back with 2 deer and a rabbit.

by ThatsGottaHurt February 24, 2016