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bleeding-heart liberal

an individual and idealist who at times espouses very reasonable, perhaps even thoughtful, political inclinations but whose lack of character and unsubstantiated smugness make any discourse they may embrace largely unpalatable to any self-respecting citizen.
Self-respecting citizen #1 "Well, I half agree with Tom (a bleeding-heart liberal) on that one. But Jesus, I just can't get over him wafting his own farts towards his nose like that."

Self-respecting citizen #2 "You know, i thought that was slightly odd too...."
by iamthedawgthebigbaddawg January 13, 2011
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bleed

To give something...to let someone else have something of yours
Kareem "You want to let one of those starbusts bleed?"
Anquan "Sure...here you go"
by Jaron Stokes July 4, 2005
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bleegh

Said when one accomplishes an unlikely feat, or does something impressive.

Is said with shoulders at 90 degree angles form the torso, and forearms angled in towards each other, index fingers pointed in a pistol gesture, and moving the forearms up and down with the elbows as the fulcrum. forearms move thusly: one going up, and one going down. Repeat until you stop saying the word.

It is said holding the long 'e' sound as long as desired, all the while, performing the above motion.
Jason: "So did you hook up last night or what?"

Sam: "Dude, she invited her friend to join us too. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH!"
by Sam Fryer March 30, 2004
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Crotch-bleeder

Monica is such a dirty crotch-bleeder.
by Travis7137 February 22, 2008
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justin bieber banana bleeder

Its when a man inserts a banana half way into a a girls vagina durring a heavy period then lick the period blood off the end of the banana.
Susan is a crazy slut, she wanted me to do a justin bieber banana bleeder last night
by tk4life420 June 12, 2014
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bleeding-heart libertarian

One who believes that certain values typically associated with the far left, such as environmental sustainability and animal rights, are fully compatible with (or even a natural extension of) their libertarian values. Essentially, one who believes in compassion but doesn't believe that robbing Peter to pay Paul (i.e. government appropriation of our income) is the least bit compassionate.
A: You're a vegan? I thought you were just one of those nutjobs that believed we should eliminate the Federal Reserve and legalize heroin.

B: You know me, bleeding-heart libertarian.
by vnjersgn October 16, 2010
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bleeder

what happens when you are peeing and you zip up your pants too fast before you get a chance to make sure your balls are safely protected by your boxers; made popular in the movie There's Something About Mary
Pete zipped his balls right into his zipper teeth and ripped his sack open;his balls almost fell onto the floor making it a pretty serious bleeder.

Lavernius heard screaming from the bathroom and thought it might have been a bleeder; when she went to check it out her suspicions were confirmed by Reginald screaming in pain with his hand over his bloody nut sac.
by Sean Lock Romulux November 2, 2006
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