bleach

Common cleaning detergent. Toxic to ingest and breath. Irritating to the skin.

Mom: Hey honey, can you pass me the bleach? I'm cleaning the restroom again.

You: Sure thing mom. *Hands bleach*

by xD4k September 14, 2016

Bleach

1. A human's favorite drink.
2. To describe something (ugly, horrible, ect.)

Ex.1: Boy 1. Man I love bleach!
Boy 2. What flavor?
Boy 1. Lemon scented, the best kind!

Ex.2: Jesus that guy looks like bleach

by AxillarySAO October 24, 2016

bleach

a substance people use to end depression

i use bleach

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

bleacher lizard

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)

Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."

by Jloop January 23, 2017

bleach

A drink best served cold

i wanna drink bleach

by imcluelessrn February 13, 2017

bleach

My favorite drink for watching cringey musicallys

Girl: OMG have you seen JACOB SARTORIUS new musically??
Me: My bleach bottle is empty. I'll buy another one, be right back!

by Bleach Drinker March 11, 2017

Bleach

The most delectable substance you'll ever drink.

Only causes small damage to the brain.

Taste like candy.

Takes only a few gallons of it to die.

Can find at ur local grocery store!

I drank 3 gallons of bleach last night it was so good!

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017