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Pig in a Blanket

When a guy get his penis sucked between his ass cheeks.

Sucked from behind... A man who asked to get his penis sucked from behind is usually fresh out of jail or straight up gay.
"you see the way my sausages looks between my buns? I call that my pig in a blanket..."
by The Ashley's February 14, 2012
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Pig in a blanket

When you wrap a woman's long and stretched out beef curtains around a man's penis with the head peaking out. If it's that time of the month, it comes with marinara.
"Hey honey. Are you up for a pig in a blanket? How about with a side of marinara?"
by Brewman1919 August 18, 2017
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wet blanket

A blanket that is wet.
Man, I spilled water all over my blanket. Now I've got a wet blanket!
by meeeboooo September 13, 2010
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blanket welding

Derived from the process of sheet welding (i.e. sticking two sheets together), refers to bed-based masturbatory activities, with the assumed consequence that the 'sheets' (substituted for 'blankets' for increased differentiation from the innocent metal-work activity), will be welded (i.e. stuck together with semen) together.
Ash: "Euurrggh Doug, is that your hand moving up and down under your covers?"

Doug: "No!"

Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"

Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"

Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".
by Nuciphaal January 13, 2005
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Banter Blanket

A person who smothers fun.

Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.
Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.
by Stewie B April 2, 2010
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Golden Blanket

When a man pisses the bed due to inebriation and then proceeds to fornicate with his significant other in his pee puddle.
Trevor was so drunk that he gave his girlfriend the golden blanket this morning.
by McGuyver604 May 29, 2010
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pig in a blanket

I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.
by spielhorst September 20, 2010
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