Grecian Barnet

I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;

by Paul Gardiner March 31, 2008

Zarney Barney

A term used during a rage of excitement.

Did you hear about the Zarney Barney Sex Chamber? I heard it's going to be pretty Zarney Barney!

by Dylan Smets January 27, 2021

dirty barnett

When a old timer gets a blowjob from his apprentice while pulling his hair through his belt loops

I gave taylor a dirty barnett. Hes not going to lunch, hes full.

by Sssaasdd June 27, 2022

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

Barnesia

Forgetting details of conversations held at a bar due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Wife says, "honey, do you remember what you told me last night while we were at happy hour?". Husband replies, "Uh, no I think I have barnesia!".

by Eff'r September 14, 2013

Barnetticles

A small, pale child

The girl eating the cheez-it's is very white and needs sun she's such a Barnetticles.

by sarahismyBFF (: February 27, 2010

Barensved

A toxic person that spreads hate on for example reddit, if you browse the web you can probably find many barensveds.

Mom: Honey, reddit is a dangerous place, you have to watch out for all the barensveds that will try to bring you down.
Kid: Thanks mom

by ergor February 12, 2021