arkananta

he is the most annoying and uneducated person you'll meet. never ever trust him!!!

"hey why is he not helpinf us in our groupwork!!"

"well you know how he is, he's an arkananta"

by ilovewingstopsosomuchlolol November 15, 2024

Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.

I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.

by anonymous November 23, 2024

Arkansas Hooded Merganser

A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.

She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.

by AmishRakeFighter November 27, 2024

Arkansas Soup Kitchen

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.

Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.

by Dan and them December 24, 2024

Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.

Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.

by currypowder42 January 16, 2025

Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.

An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

Arkansas Growler

The rear view of a tucked cock and balls, usually a feature commonly seen on pre-op transexual women.

Hey Mark, have you seen that hot tranny that just moved in next door? I saw her bent over in a skirt the other day and she had a big ole Arkansas Growler winkin at me.

by mechanic116 February 12, 2025