angry pirate

When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.

Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.

~FYI: True story.~

by Lori-SPED May 30, 2007

The Angry Lubu

The shit that just burns your bootyhole. You know the loud,angry, burning shit that screams fuck you toni!

After taco Tuesday my asshole threw a bitch fit and dropped The Angry lubu

by Theangrylubu October 5, 2021

angry hitchhiker

The Angry Hitchhiker is a move used during sex by the man to stimulate his girl. It's done as the two are slipping into position to 69. It involves the man sticking his thumb in the vagina of his lady when her backside is exposed to him. The man then thrusts his thumb back and forth ferociously, just like a hitchhiker does when they are mad that they haven't received a ride yet. Typically happens when one honks or waves when going by the hitchhiker.

Adam and Sandra were getting it on. Adam suggested 69 and Sandra moved into position. When she got in place and was giving Adam head, Adam inserted his thumb into Sandra's pussy and gave her the Angry Hitchhiker. She sucked him off like never before.

by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017

Dying to be Angry

The desire to take the lower path and strike an opponent yet choosing to repress the urge.

Hollywood was dying to be angry at Tootie for wrecking her bike, but she just gave him a sigh and returned to her room.

by Author ✍🏾 Holland Meissner May 25, 2022

angry as fuk

When you are so mad you want to kill someone, or are just the cat meme “ANGRY AS FUK”

“I got angry as fuk when Fortnite died”

by ThePersonWhoDefinedThisWord October 15, 2019

angry launch

In round-based multiplayer games, an angry launch is when the host immediatly launches the next session after the last one ends, because he is angry that he has lost.

Grrrr! angry launch!!!

by FragerZ January 11, 2008

Angry Dragon

When you blow ya load and smack a girls head and it comes out her nose making her look like a angry drangon.

I had a angry dragon with your mom.

by DanTheMan0001 December 8, 2022