altornative

Cutting wif scissors and/or carefully separating sheet-portions along perforations, so as to avoid ripping da material in ragged-edged pieces.

Making fussy little snips or careful tugs rather than simply yankin' a sheet of paper or cloth in two may indeed be a neater and more-accurate altornative, but many folks lack da patience and/or hand-movement precision for dat crap.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023

astronomy

gigachad science

astrology believer: EWWW YOUR A CANDY CORN GO AWAY CAN PRICORN

astronomy believer: fuck you, astrology doesn't exist, go understand some real shit like fucking planets and not "personalities of star signs and their stars in space" or some shit

astrology believer: i dont care capri sun corn ewww cant have a life

astronomy believer: well do signs have a fucking life, dumbass? "i cant be with you your a sagger my pants tarius" "sorry that i stabbed you 34 times in the stomach! im just a scalpion!" "ew your an aquamarius, your so unsmart lol" "stop my love! im just a virgin, thats why i cheat, please!!!" "OMG! you're a piss these??? LETS BE MARRIED WE ARE COMPATIBLE OMGGGGGGGGG"

by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023

Astronoids

A mistaken comment made by Mary Cherry when she is grossed out and stressed out from blood, guts, bugs.

They should be wearing their Astronoids outfit.

by TheDudeMandigo June 10, 2023

Astronemyy

A way of referring to someone who willingly joined Alpine and can’t spell their own name.

Astronemyy can’t spell his own name, such a fraud.

by Chimp’s Ghost July 26, 2023

Alton Towers

A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.

Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”

Friend “you poor, poor, soul”

by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023

Astronaut

I haven't gone into space yet but I have the capacity.

Hym "It's a little ridiculous when you put it like that, isn't it? Astronaut? By that logic, I'm also a scuba diver, race car driver, slave, carpenter, king, and food. But I digress... This, again, just looks like me being correct about monogamy and critical fat-cock theory. I was right."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: The highest you can get.

Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?

Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.

by Bigbirddebelen August 9, 2024