winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

winter moose by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021

winter.dixx_ 

A very kind girl on tiktok but gets lots of hate

Who is winter.dixx_?

My idol!

winter.dixx_ by anonymous November 23, 2021

Winter Weasel 

An ancient eldritch abomination. A manifestation of the fading of all heat and warmth across the universe. Filled with ancient knowledge, it watches the universe, no mercy in it's eyes.
It's also rather fluffy.

I saw the Winter Weasel. Nothing is the same anymore. I fear my mind is gone.

Winter Weasel by Winter Weasel November 28, 2021

Winter Balls 

When your balls are cold and tighten up. Can be any time of year, but usually during the winter. This is as opposed to warmer environments, when your balls are big, loose, and swinging.

Jake: "Bro, it's cold as hell out here!"
Chad: "Fr man, I got a serious case of winter balls right now."
Jake: "I miss the summer when my balls were big."
Chad: "ong"

Winter Balls by ChiGuy312 November 29, 2021

Winter Gecko 

When an individual murders another individual using only two icicles (akimbo style), therefore leaving no fingerprints. Stab. Run. Melt.

Jeremiah fell victim to the Winter Gecko when he was in enemy territory during a snowstorm.

Winter Gecko by AttackPoseidon December 6, 2021

Winter Eyeshadow 

The act of having sex or giving oral in a warm place, because it’s cold out, and telling the cum-receiver to get down and close their eyes for a nice frosted look on their eyelids— ‘tis the season.

Bonus option: throw a little glitter on those lids while the cum is wet for some snaz.

About “Bonus option”: don’t actually do that, and make sure to avoid getting cum inside the eyes because it can burn and ought to be rinsed off.

I got my Winter Eyeshadow in the shower this morning when he blew his load directly onto my eyelids— it starts glossy but finishes matte!

Winter Eyeshadow by anonymous December 13, 2021

Winter Bear 

Winter Bear = Kim Taehyung. It is a nickname for BTS member V and also the name of a song he acted, directed and wrote. No one can steal it without facing dire concequenses.

P.s stream Winter Bear on youtube thank you.

Our Winter Bear is happy, so we are happy. :)

Winter Bear by Born a Clown December 17, 2021