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Winter Wife

When the weather turns cold and sluts aren't out and about. So you find one you can stand for more than two hours. Take her on dates and bang all winter long but you aren't fully committed. Until the snow melts and you get back on your slut banging bullshit!
What's Emily doing here? Dude she's my winter wife!
by Jzezy November 28, 2019
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winter break

Winter break is the thing that every student looks forward to from the first day of school. When it's close people's brains will just stop working and you will forget about studying, tests, homework, and projects. When winter break is close you can expect your grade to drop as you spend every waking moment counting down the nano-seconds. On the last day of school 75% of your classmates won't even show up and the people who do will spend all day staring at a clock, going on their phones, playing music, and talking to their friends. And what will the teachers do? Well, most will either not make you do anything or have some fun activity planned. Some will just tell you to do any homework, and or missing assignments, a few will just stop caring and let you go on your phone, however, some will treat it as an actual day of school. Those teachers will give you homework, assignments, projects, and stuff to do over break. When school ends the second the clock hits 3:00 PM or 2:00 PM or whatever time your school goes out it will turn into a war zone. Everyone will be bolting for the exit and beating each other to get out the door in anticipation of the great break they are about to have. When you leave your classroom everyone bolts to there lockers and stampedes each other. Then when school ends and winter break is in full swing you don't really do much.
friend 1: Dude you excited for winter break?
Friend 2: fuck yeah, these last five minutes are killing me
*5 minutes later*
friend 1: oh shit, schools over
friend 2: see you in a few weeks

*enters the warzone that is leaving the classroom*
*first day of school back from break*
friend 1: so what did you do over break

friend 2: nothing, how about you
friend 1: same
*both sighs*
by lil 69 December 14, 2019
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Weeter

1: “I’ll cut off your weeter”
2: “Oh no please
3: “you're a Weeterhead”
by Satansprincess02 February 11, 2020
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Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.
I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!
by Bmckeat April 19, 2021
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western brown

the school where all the nic addicts go. you go into the bathroom the first thing you’ll see is people standing around each other hitting nic. it’s a huge school, teachers are okay. depending on who you have. the people here aren’t that bad. could be worse. i did in fact make a lifetime best friend here tho.
random person- did you hear about that girl that got suspended from school for vaping..?!

random person- no but let me guess which school it was,... WESTERN BROWN?
by chickaletta April 23, 2021
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Wenner

My Wenner is on the small side, I’m unable urinate while standing up.
by Russellfenner1 October 31, 2021
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Swagglear Winter

After effect of dropping a Nuclear Swagg Bomb. Complete and total swag devastation. i.e. Winning WSWII. Swagnazi's Bowdown!
When haters in the club be hatin. I get my guns up. Throwdown a Swagglear Winter on them shits!
by Farley Buckets October 26, 2011
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