whack potato

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.

She's such a whack potato!

by Itskatie96 July 9, 2016

Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.

Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010

clam whack

Clam whack is when you slap a female in the pussy so hard they make blue whale mating calls

Bro1: dude I thought you were going to Stacey's house tonight? what happened?
Bro2: nah man she got mad at me after I clam whacked her as a joke.
Bro1: Lmao you aint getting no coochie tonight

by My_coochie_smells February 25, 2019

Whack Winter

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.

I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!

by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016

Bush Whacked

When you're scissoring a girl and your Bush bangs against hers.

Person 1: Got Bush whacked last night.
Person 2: Noice!

by Harold_Ha December 10, 2018

whacking the bushtit

A beautiful, awesome slang term for female masturbation. It feels so good you sing like a bird!

Today was so stressful! If I'm not whacking the bushtit soon, I'm gonna stab someone in the eye!

by AngryBeaver84 January 22, 2011

chat whacking

The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.

Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!

by R1KS August 26, 2013