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Viking Day

A day in which someone wakes up and feels the compelling urge to Fight, Feed, and Fuck.
I woke up this morning hungry, horny, and itching for a fight. I knew it was gonna be a Viking Day.
by Platonic_shot87 July 16, 2019
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viking train

When a Viking would line up all of his wives and concubines while they are all on their period and fuck them one after the other. Vikings loved blood and sex and so they relished the idea of having period blood from multiple pussies on their dick.
Dude, your sisters are on their period, I wanna Viking train them.
by Meme King Shit Spreader October 25, 2019
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viking thunder

The man puts on a Viking helmet. The female puts on a strap on. Grabs the horns and thunders that ass.
Husband wanted to try something new tonight and asked his wife to play Viking Thunder.
by Greenbo Erie October 19, 2023
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Stellan Viking

Star viking. Old definition of homusexual gay viking couples.
- Hey, look att that old gay couple in the purple thongs!
- Yeah, they’re so Stellan Viking
by Sniperpiper March 24, 2018
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that's where I'm a Viking

Used to describe excellence in failure or, more specifically, success at a skill or in a field which is so ignoble as to be a kind of failure.

The phrase derives from The Simpsons episode "Lisa the Vegetarian." Ralph Wiggum, a deeply unintelligent and maladjusted child, eats the worm he is supposed to dissect. Ralph's teacher, Miss Hoover, defeated and calloused toward Ralph's learning disabilities, tells Ralph that there are no more worms and he should "try to sleep while the other children are learning." Ralph rejoices saying "Oh boy ... sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

The implication is that Ralph is too stupid to be taught, too stupid to know he is being robbed of an education, but also too stupid to use an education anyway, thus happy to be released from the trial of trying. Now used to describe joyful release in accepting lowliness and failure, especially when failure allows for some trivial but enjoyable hobby.
I flunked my midterm but now I can get back to playing Rocket League, that's where I'm a Viking.
by Angela Merkin November 29, 2020
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Viking King

Horrible-Smelling, Long-haired, guy, who expresses his allegience to the homosexual cause by wearing a plastic viking hat at RIT
Dude, did you see that fag the Viking King playing Warhammer with TFF again, god damn, what is with that hat?
by Erebus September 19, 2003
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Viking Beard

When you carve a vagina sized canal into a mans large beard, and then stick your erect penis in the canal and have coitus with the beard. (coitus means sex)
Dude that man has a hole in his beard.
No no he has a viking beard.
Whats that?
Someone carved that hole and had sex with it.
OHHHH! COOL i wanna do that!
by dizzzlleedoozlledaz April 8, 2011
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