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Velvet sleeve

A nice shaven vagina.
A mate thats a minge.
You my friend are a right velvet sleeve.
She had a nice velvet sleeve
by Golly21 October 23, 2018
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Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.
He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.
by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017
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Red Velvet

Used by the African American /BPOC community to refer to a person with red hair.
Make sure to invite the red velvet to the cookout on Sunday.”
by Firebirb August 7, 2025
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Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022
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velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
by QDOGGY February 8, 2023
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Velvet Jasshole

Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease
Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms

Yes it does fuckwit
by VelvetVessel July 30, 2021
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on velvet

"on velvet" means things are going very well
I saw Erin yesterday and she told me she finally got a Web sponsor, she was on velvet.
by dima1206 June 22, 2017
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