Northern Virginia 

Home of Latino gangs such as MS-13 ,South side locos, and 18th Street. If you don't believe google it!

In Northern Virginia, where police estimate MS-13 gangs have over 2,500 members in Fairfax county. People think Northern virginia have no gangs but they do!!!! try living in an area where you got to watch your back from gang members who would chop off your hands and fingers also they have enemies such as South Side Locos, 18th street, and crips such sets as GD, UGC, and 33rd.

Northern Virginia by Uknown Va October 20, 2006

West Virginia's Seasons 

In West Virginia there are 5 seasons: Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall and Deer Huntin'.

I was huntin' one day and didn't seem to be havin' any luck so I went a walkin' and came to this cave, and inside was all the deer that I wasn't findin'. They all came a runnin' out and I sit there and picked 'em all off one by one! Lucky Day

West Virginia's Seasons by never you mind May 13, 2005

West Virginia 

One of America's poorest states. New Yorkers who claim to be "tolerant" and then make jokes about Appalachians which they would never dare make about blacks or gays deserve a hard punch in the face.

West Virginia has been screwed and betrayed by the rich Bi-Coastal fat cats.

Witness the way the Elites behaved towards Jessica Lynch; they competed to exploit her. The CIA, the Pentagon, Tim Robbins, the Feminists, the Right, the Left, the media, the Metropolitan Elite...all GUILTY of RAPING Jessica Lynch.

Someday, there will be vengeance.

Chuck Yaeger, John Nash, Homer Hickam, Jessica Lynch are famous West Virginians, and are vastly superior to any of the worhtless, parasitic New York intelectuals.

West Virginians don't rape sheep, but New Yorkers raped Jessica Lynch.

West Virginia by A Guy February 5, 2005

Gretna Virginia

Gretna is a place where rednecks, goths, STDs, and Teen Pregnancy spread like butter on a biscuit.

Everywhere you look you will see another pregnant girl with the star state champion football player.

Nothing is in Gretna except for sex sooo don't expect to leave this town with nothing less than syphilis, gonorrhea, and irritable bowel syndrome. (AKA: Stuff that paint thinner can't take off.)

Jack: Where are we?
Jim: We're in Gretna Virginia.
Jack: Huh?
Jim: Nevermind we're past it now.

Gretna Virginia by ruahawkfan December 1, 2010

West Virginia  

Anyone who says west virginia is boring is completely fucking inaccurate. Get your heads out of your fucking asses and go camping. We dont believe in incest and quite frankly every state has incestous people. Mary Lou Retton was one of the best gymnasts ever and well she was from west by god virginia. Homer Hickam who is one of the most important rocket scientists is from west by god virginia. We do have what you people call rednecks but we just call eachother friends. 90% of west virginia doesnt lock its doors because we have no reason. More people in west virginia owns guns then other places but less people get shot.
A place where you can go to church in blue jeans and a t shirt and still be seen as a god loving person.
A place where people are proud to be themselves because we are who we are.
A place that if you start a fight you will lose. We stand up for wat we believe in.

West Virginia is the best damn place in the world.

West Virginia by WEST VIRGINIA BORN AND RAISED October 28, 2008

Highland School, Warrenton, Virginia 

A school with kids who are awesome, athletic, independent and incredibly intelligent. People try to hate on them by writing untruthful statements about them on urbandictionary but they are so cool that they accept how little bitches try to get at them.

hater: Highland is for rich untalented kids

Highland School, Warrenton, Virginia kid: Wow, those kids are such posers that we'll just ignore them.

Other Highland kid: Yeah, what jerks!

Highland School, Warrenton, Virginia by ItsMr.ScopeYourGirl April 20, 2011

West Virginia 

A state that is -not- part of Virginia. It is commonly mistaken for "western-Virginia". This mistake is most commonly made by non-Americans who think they are amazing at Geography.

West Virginian: "I'm from West Virginia."
Englishman: "Oh! I know people from Richmond!"
West Virginian: "Yeah! And I know someone from Glasgow!"

West Virginia by xMaeveRochex December 23, 2010